Emily is my hero: "All the timelords are dead and so something happened with the walls being closed and James and the Giant Peach, and there was a munchkin that breathed fire who lived on an asteroid, so you could've let go of the button 29 minutes ago, DOCTOR DONNA FRIENDS, and Rose is emo, don't let Mickey's grandma trip on the carpet because if Oods are born with their brains in their hands they have blades on their elbows and sex in the bushes Pete Tyler somewhere in the night Ricky is dead and Jake might be Irish and Jackie is a bitch but she like's Daniel Craig's swim trunks which proves this universe is like a gingerbread house, only SLIGHTLY LONGER!!!"
A quote:" Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven't learned how to ask yet."
"I've got a little inch, down there. Would you mind?"- Bond, Casino Royale
"I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours." -Bond
" I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals." -Butch Cassidy
"Who are those guys?"- Butch Cassidy
Etta Place: "Do you know what you're doing?" Butch Cassidy: "Theoretically."
"Are you disgracing the house of Cooper?" "My leige, my leige, my leige." "Am I bowered?"- Lauren Cooper
"I is awesome!"- Emily
"BS is good"- Me/Lauren
"You're pointless, repetitious, and extremely dull!"- David Tennant (with scottish accent)
"Do they want us to run on water?"- Me
"You are going to be my child." -Me
"We are all Jesus...inside."-Me "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"-Animal House
"We'll always have Paris."-Casablanca
"Well, nobody's perfect."-Some Like It Hot
"You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayers, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia."
"I have man spit!"- Emily
"What do you dispose of?"- Marie "GOD!"- Emily
"The rain in Spain is mainly on the plain."-My Fair Lady
"The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."
"Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich."
"The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train."
"To the right" Or is it the left?-Casino Royale
"I did it all for you Mulder, all for you."
"I haven't eaten since breakfast, and all that was was half a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese."
"Why do people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?"
"You think if we ignore him that he'll go away?" (knocks) "Guess not."
"I am not a merry man!"
"Time line!?!?! This is no time is argue about time! We don't have the time! ...What was I saying?"
That's why they put the "I" in the FBI."
"So..." "What?" "...we got a bump coming."-The Bourne Identity
"Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."
"Move along, move along."-Star Wars
"Uh, we ahd a slight sourcing malfunction, but...uh, everthing's perfectly fine now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. How are you?"
"Maybe there's hope."
"The fiercest enemy is the man (or woman) who has nothing left to lose."
"Never tell me the odds!"
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."-The Doctor
"Gotta dash, things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."
"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Oooh, this could be a little more sonic."? The Doctor: What? you never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"
"...shake your booty..."-David Tennant (with Scottish accent)
"Hello, my name is David and I am going to take you from behind."- David Tennant
"I'm so happy 'cause I'm a gummy bear, Gummy bear--" (scream)- Gummy Bear
"Psskkkttttt!!!!!!"- Teen Titans/Matt Damon fanfic